Visa & Contract... CHECK!

I received my Visa shortly after my post yesterday,  ANDDDDD I received my contract today!

Looking over all of these official terms and pulling my hair out really makes me realize that I am just meant for tech work. :^) Anyone know how to translate these documents into normal English?

I must also say that am very grateful for my girlfriend, Jessica, and my best friend, Kian How, for helping me during this entire process. You two are the best!

Until next time,
T.E.T.